The Roblox Ghost (another purposly bad pasta)
So here is the story about that time when I was playing Roblox on my PC, I downloaded Roblox from ThePirateBay. I went to a place called 'OMG FREE ROBUX AND TIX WITH LIFETIME OBC', I then realised it actually said 'pony s3x party' and instantly reported it. Then my PC crashed and rebooted.
Later...
I then reloaded Roblox and found out there was only one place to go to, with only one user, it was called 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?'. The place picture was a hyper-realistic bloody Robloxian with a drill stuck in his eye. I instantly shrugged it off and played it. There was just a completely green baseplate with a pitch black background, I walked for a while and came across the user who was the only one here other than me, the user was called John Doe. What was odd was the fact that you can't have spaces in your name unless the account was from 2006 or before.
I typed into the chat "Who are you?", later then a guest kept following me with a orb constantly saying "Where are you from?". I got disconnected this time, now there were 2 places: 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?' and 'MUMMY WHERE ARE THOU?'. I played the new one, and noticed my character was stuck. I saw a ghost Robloxian who looked like a thing from scream and was saying "No mummy, please don't go!". He then walked towards me and made a loud scream that broke my room's windows. My mum and dad were at home so I quickly turned down the volume of the PC. The ghost then got out a photo-realistic knife and tore his left arm and all of his legs off with it, there was realistic blood squirting out of the torn limbs and I actually felt sick. He then dissappeared. For a breif moment, I saw someone on the playerlist called 'GET OUT', I decided to stay but then the server shut down.Now my computer was downloading something that I couldn't stop. It was a file called '.exe'. I clicked on it and it seemed to be a video of a child and a adult, the adult later got blown up into pieces, gore splattered everywhere. and then the child grabbed a knife from the floor, cut off his limbs and stabbed it in his eye just like the ghost earlier. I no longer play this haunted game because of this now, goodbye Roblox.
Summary: Yes this was made bad on a purpose but not in a funny way, Just like ZOMFG DCUO IS EVILL, it contains alot of cliches especially hyper-realistic blood and some stupid child.